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Dick Polish Masturbation Cream 9oz jar

Dick Polish Masturbation Cream 9oz jar

Regular price $28.99 CAD
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🇨🇦 Ships from Canada

Meet man’s new best friend. ​

Dick Polish Masturbation Cream is formulated for longevity, perfect for when a quick one turns into a full-blown epic. Designed to “melt” at body temperature, Dick Polish will leave you slicker than your browser history. Whether you’re edging until you forget your own name, gooning yourself into a dopamine coma or simply enjoying some well-deserved “me” time, Dick Polish will always be your loyal companion, right to the last stroke. ​

Made by FuckWater, Dick Polish is an oil-based cream and is not compatible with condoms. ​

Ingredients: Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil. ​

PROUDLY MADE IN CANADA. ​

Available in 9oz jars.

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